About Drew

I am drew. I am exciting.

I enjoy writing bad poetry, fumbling through my endless home improvement projects, and attempting to cook gourmet fast food. While not being a corporate drone (aka Software Engineer), I spend my free time exercising, learning russian, and reading. I also love to play pool over beers in the company of friends, dance like a tall goofy white boy, and one of these days I’m going to sing some karaoke.

This list of things that I will accomplish during my life include: sail around the world, set foot in every sovereign nation, learning all of the official UN languages (Arabic, Chinese, English, French, Russian, Spanish), write a best selling book, build a rat rod out of a Model A, pioneer a monumental social movement, and become a cult hero. I would also like to become dictator of a third world country, attain billionaire status, and find true love, but those are somewhat lofty goals.

I am a recovering vegetarian. Stupid wendy’s chicken sandwich that made me stop eating meat for 4 years. A nice filet mignon at the Chef’s Table in the Broadmoor a little while back fixed that

My blog is an attempt at some tongue-in-cheek views of things that I personally take issue with. It is meant to be entertaining and no major corporations were hurt in the making of it.

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